James Martin Barrass Lodge

I am hereby putting it on record that there is no connection between myself and Mr James Martin Barrass Lodge, aka Brian Parker. He also uses various other names (for example Jane or June Pugh). The gentleman in question lives at 2 Glenluie Cottage, Maybole, South Ayrshire KA19 8HL, a semi-detached cottage with an extremely overgrown garden which he rents from a local landlord, although he sometimes refers to it in ways that may seem he owns it.

Mr Barrass (as he often calls himself) is unemployed and all in all a sad specimen, and claims not to be an alcoholic, although as he apparently consumes 2-3 litres of wine a day, I would say this is in doubt. Recently his computer was allegedly impounded by the police, which he says was due to a misunderstanding about a girl's age. The man is 60 years old, so why he would be trying to get into a relationship with a girl of an age that could be misunderstood is an interesting question.

The reason for this page is that Mr Lodge/Barrass/whatever has been claiming to be in partnership with myself, and telling tradesmen to send their bills to me. Needless to say, as these contracts were entered into by him, it is for him to settle the resulting debts.

No bills entered into by this man in my name will be settled by me.