James Martin Barrass Lodge

I am hereby putting it on record that there is no connection between myself and Mr James Martin Barrass Lodge, aka Brian Parker aka Mark Bush aka MistressBristles. He also uses various other names (for example Jane or June Pugh). The gentleman in question formerly lived at 2 Glenluie Cottage, Maybole, South Ayrshire KA19 8HL, but since his eviction for non-payment of rent has been rehoused in a flat in Maybole.

Mr Barrass (as he often calls himself) is unemployed and all in all a sad specimen, and claims not to be an alcoholic, although as he apparently consumes 2-3 litres of wine a day, I would say this is in doubt. Recently his computer was allegedly impounded by the police, which he says was due to a misunderstanding about a girl's age. The man is 60 years old, so why he would be trying to get into a relationship with a girl of an age that could be misunderstood is an interesting question.

The reason for this page is that Mr Lodge/Barrass/whatever is a fantasist who claimed to be in partnership with myself and more recently with my 22-year old daughter (who has only met the man once and doesn't live within 500 miles of him).

No bills entered into by this man in my name will be settled by me. My advice to anyone thinking of taking up a relationship with him is to take this information into account. I can also give you the name of the lady who used to live next door to him, who is very familiar with his Walter Mitty-like attitude to life.